Darren J. Gendron aka "The Dern" (art by Obsidian) |
Did you know that Dern once ate a bear from the inside out? He's also won a staring competition with a fish, and he has simply walked into Mordor (although reports are also coming in that he may have tank catted in). Let's make up a few more facts for Dern to learn about himself through Google: Dern spent three years hiding in the foreign legion to avoid charges of smuggling cheese cultures, he was raised by walruses until he was found at age 4 by an expedition, and is currently pursuing a PhD in zoological linguistics to learn to speak Fennic.
I first met Dern through his mustache. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest. I was wandering my first MAGFest and collecting vendors cards when I stumbled upon Scallywags International! And I had to stop and congratulate him on it, which turned into a good half hour of Dern's time discussing Kickstarter and having him indirectly tip the scales to inspire our DC Geeks Podcast by offering an interview. We've finally cashed in that IOU with the usual hilarious results.
Even if you aren't currently following the comic "Hello With Cheese" if you haven't seen this, you fail the internets:
Tonight, we dine on honey!!!! (image from HWC) |
If you see Dern at Katsucon, do me a favor and beg him (just a little bit) to make 300 Acre Wood a print on Swag Shark.
How to cyberstalk find Dern!
- Dern writes the webcomic Hello with Cheese
- Dernwerks Website
- Store
- They will be at Katsucon and WonderCon
("help wanted... applicants will be hired based on freestyle dancing ability")
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